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Fenris (
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2025-01-15 07:39 pm (UTC)
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You are a nuisance, and so is this phone, that has a thousand useless methods of making things more complex than they need to be.
[No, actually, he'll find text to speech quite helpful, but right now he's in no mood to be charitable.]
What microphone is a person meant to press if they want to call her, then?
Never mind. Show me later, before I take your phone and teach you how to communicate like a person.
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3/3
[No, actually, he'll find text to speech quite helpful, but right now he's in no mood to be charitable.]
What microphone is a person meant to press if they want to call her, then?
Never mind. Show me later, before I take your phone and teach you how to communicate like a person.