[Fine. That's it. Howard gives up any and all attempts at unscrewing the cap-- gives up on the water itself-- and gives the cot one surprisingly solid kick off.]

Listen, they hired me to do a job, and I'll be damned if I'm getting locked in here while the party's in full swing out there.

[His feet hit the floor and it doesn't take more than a half step before he's well on his way to hitting the floor.]