What, and sail it on their rotten-ocean? It'd have to be lead-lined. We could name her Barbara.

[There's a hint of bitterness in the laugh. This place is a reaaal shit-hole all right. Worse when you squinted.]

Aw hell, I wouldn't deserve her anyway. Didn't deserve the first one; crashed her right into a reef.

[He doesn't add 'if you'd believe it' because he is very drunk and she probably would.]

Unless you're angling to have me teach you to sail? Come on girl, all you've got to do is ask.

[He grins at his own joke (dad jokes wow), and leans back to give her a look-over. He doesn't want her to get too-sweet on him, after all.]