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[personal profile] illithidnapped 2025-02-06 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
also because a couple of those assassins that hang around the gun range were talking about it the other day and I overheard them. so

I don't know

maybe that's a fighter masochist sadist kind of thing you all share?
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[personal profile] illithidnapped 2025-02-06 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
says the man who isn't into it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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[personal profile] illithidnapped 2025-02-06 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
I

what?
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[personal profile] illithidnapped 2025-02-06 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't say that!!

you wouldn't be able to ANYWAY you're my bodyguard
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[personal profile] illithidnapped 2025-02-07 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
bloody hells Fenris I am at WORK are you trying to end me in retribution??????
I

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[personal profile] illithidnapped 2025-02-07 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
first of all: YES

you DEGENERATE

DEPLORABLE

INCORRIGIBLE
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[personal profile] illithidnapped 2025-02-07 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
utterly impossible knave that had better be laying on my bed the moment I get home tonight ready to do exactly that
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[personal profile] illithidnapped 2025-02-07 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
IF YOU TAKE AWAY MY PHONE YOU REALIZE YOU CANNOT FLUSTER ME LIKE THIS
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[personal profile] illithidnapped 2025-02-11 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
[You know, he really won't miss his phone if that's what this boils down to, he's starting to suspect.

Will that make this a punishment still?

....EH.

He won't bring that up if Fenris certainly isn't. Punishment is such a subjective concept, anyway. Swooning eye of the beholder and all that.
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WHY YES. I AM.

howthoughtfulofyoutoask
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[personal profile] illithidnapped 2025-02-11 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
and whilst there is a great deal the unwashed masses will endure for the sake of hierarchical piety, waltzing in on my next case with a stiff cock and a hunger for your parted legs held front and center might

but do you really think I'll ever let my guard down enough to let you? You've been training me to always be prepared for danger, after all.
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[personal profile] illithidnapped 2025-02-11 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not so pitifully endowed as that.

[Isn't actually enough of a truth to ruin Fenris' suggestion, but like hells is he admitting that.]

Tell you, and give away my grand plan, thus rendering me helpless against your assault? I don't bloody think so sweetheart. No no no, you're going to have to wait and find out and hope that I don't turn the tables on you just to leave you panting with a watering mouth and an aching jaw the way you damned well deserve.
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[personal profile] illithidnapped 2025-02-11 12:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[It takes so long for him to respond. Hells' Teeth, there isn't any doubt as to why, either. Not after a message like that. Not when he's been flush to the core for more than fifteen minutes in a row, stiff through his joints right to the tips of his thumbs.

Thumbs that— after having retreated into his own private office— set to typing yet again.
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In a straight fight against you?

Not yet.
[Possibly not ever.] But under less formal circumstances....? Like all those times I corner you in a smoky little backroom after one too many shots just to set my tongue along your neck and hear you groan, or let you watch as I let some buckish noble sate himself across my lap with your own table scraps, thinking they've made a feast of my skin, my mouth, my roaming, listless touch- not knowing how much more I give you at a glance, unpromted....

well

I'd argue there, we're even.
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[personal profile] illithidnapped 2025-02-25 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
[He's sweating.

Middle of the day, artificially cooled environment, scant more than a middling layer of clothing on (perhaps less by the time this conversation is over), and he's sweating. Light dusting of condensation prickling up the back of his neck under tied-up silver curls, indicative of what he's thinking of— where he's thinking of being, and it's the farthest thing away from here, completing the accusations his father and attached stewards always scoffed his way. And you know, he doesn't mind it. Doesn't feel like considering anything but the smooth, hot memory of a wanton throat and a hungry tongue unfurled along the underside of him, curling and lathing and gagging while green eyes run dark, glazing over in thick shadow. All barely hidden behind some half-wall in the servant's quarters: a fearsome guardian on his knees, savoring scent and sight and suckled sweetness and the brush of pale, fine fingers just around his chin—

Astarion swallows hard as his fingertips push against plastic keys.
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You really think you could last that long, old man?

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