undeviated: (people don't know)
RK800 ([personal profile] undeviated) wrote in [community profile] albinomilksnake2018-06-13 03:48 am

DETROIT BECOME HUMAN OPEN RP POST



Pick your poison:
Markus | Connor

( Josh | Gavin Reed )

I'd probably play other DBH characters anyway lbr so if you want someone else, just ask

Connor default is Machine Connor— but I can throw down a nice Connor if that's more your jam, just let me know what your preferences are if you have them
fuckingpassw0rd: <user name=bungalows> (5)

When is he not ruining Hank's life I mean...

[personal profile] fuckingpassw0rd 2018-06-16 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
[It was a miracle of fate, really. Sometimes human cops get a strange urge to wake up and get the hell out of bed and out to work and--

--okay no. Hank had fallen to sleep earlier than normal yesterday in part thanks to a few cups of whiskey. What was supposed to be a nap had turned into sleeping fully clothed in bed for ten hours. After a few choice of cursing words, he had dragged himself out of bed and into the shower to at least look somewhat presentable before slipping into his normal outfit of whatever-the-fuck was was clean enough and didn't smell.

You just don't expect to suddenly become part of a bloody horror movie.

Hank's first reaction, before his tiny human brain registers that it's Connor is to jump out of the shower at whatever silhouette was behind the semi-see-through curtain that hung up awkwardly in the window, and run to his bed to grab his gun, not all caring if he was naked or not. Then it happens. An assailant would not call him Lieutenant.]


That piece of plastic shit...

[He'll just grab a towel and walk back in, shutting down the water before moving part of the curtain and staring at Connor with the look of a thousand angry suns.]

For fuck's sake, the goddamn hell is wrong with you?! Didn't they program you to have some manners or giving a man privacy?
fuckingpassw0rd: <user name=bungalows> (1)

It was a good tag anyway

[personal profile] fuckingpassw0rd 2018-06-19 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[See, this is what pisses him off the most. Connor just takes it and doesn't seem to be affected by anything. Then he just lays it on with the cold logic of a machine that almost ALMOST seems to hint of some sort of caring layer about his well being. Sadly Hank is pretty sure it's just for The Mission™. He was made to be the perfect partner after all.

What kind of perfect partner taps in other's fucking windows is the question but anyway.

Towel still around, him he closes the curtain without a word (just a glare). Connor might hear him move somewhere else, only to return about forty seconds later.]


Front door's open. I'm going to finish my shower, you stay in the kitchen. Got it?

[God he's gonna need to go and wash the floor least he slips on his soapy feet or something.]
fuckingpassw0rd: <user name=bungalows> (13)

not a real tag

[personal profile] fuckingpassw0rd 2018-06-20 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
If its an android it's in the cellar.
Edited 2018-06-20 08:18 (UTC)
fuckingpassw0rd: <user name=bungalows> (15)

Now an actual tag before bed

[personal profile] fuckingpassw0rd 2018-06-20 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Connor are you legitimately trying to give him a heart attack? Maybe by this time he had gotten to expect the unexpected with the android, so thankfully by that time Hank had already gotten into his underwear. That didn't stop the rage rising from his body into his eyes, a look that would have sent many red ice deals running away in fear.]

Jesus Connor, didn't they program you some goddamn manners?! Get the fuck out of my bathroom!

[He must he the only cop in all of Detroit who gets assaulted in his own house...twice. Grabbing the towel still wet from drying his hair and body, he makes a pretty good throw in Connor's direction and towards the other's face.]

Lemme put on some damn clothes and we'll go! Were you planning on dragging me out of bed if I hadn't been up?!

[He's grumpy, annoyed, hasn't eaten and, worst of all, hasn't had one drop of liquor since last night. He's feeling too sane this morning, he doesn't like it.

But eventually, just a few minutes later, Hank appears, still glaring at Connor the same way as he had before, a towel around his neck.]


What are we dealing with?

[...and yet least it be for Hank to ignore the call of a crime in progress.]
fuckingpassw0rd: <user name=bungalows> (10)

This and other great writing by David Cage

[personal profile] fuckingpassw0rd 2018-06-22 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Goddammit Connor stop taking better care of his shit, this is becoming just as embarrassing as the fact you thought it was okay to bother him in the bathroom.]

What the fuck, Connor.

[He does not need an android to carry or drag him around. He finishes adjusting his outfit (with one quick check to make sure it doesn't smell of 'I didn't wash you this week') he listens to Connor's details even as he opens his fridge. Shit, there's gotta be some leftover takeout he can eat this morning with coffee.]

Right, so you want to go see if you'll find clues leading to Jericho. I got it.

[Fuck, whatever. This twinkie will do, he'll just microwave this coffee.]

Breakfast of champions, Connor. Let's go.
fuckingpassw0rd: <user name=bungalows> (5)

Not a real tag 2: electrical bungalow

[personal profile] fuckingpassw0rd 2018-06-22 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Hank pressed on the gas and slammed into him.]
fuckingpassw0rd: <user name=bungalows> (Default)

[personal profile] fuckingpassw0rd 2018-06-22 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[credit music]

Produced by: David Cage
Directed by: David Cage
Written by: David Cage
Music by: David Cage
David Cage by: David Cage
Edited 2018-06-22 21:57 (UTC)
fuckingpassw0rd: <user name=bungalows> (10)

[personal profile] fuckingpassw0rd 2018-06-22 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
[The real reason Connor is you'd mess up the Hank-shaped indentation in the driver's seat. One has to wonder where the hell he found the car, but the fact it still drives and he's allowed to have anything manual on the road is a mini mystery/miracle in itself. Seeing Gavin's sneer, Hank half considers breaking loudly but parks his car next to what's left of Detroit's best. The old vehicle crashes against the sleek designs, much like Hank did with everyone else. As he cuts the engine, he looks over to Connor.]

Think he'll leave once he sees us?

[After all, they had sort of proved Gavin wrong at the Eden Club last time.]
Edited 2018-06-22 22:15 (UTC)
fuckingpassw0rd: (29)

[personal profile] fuckingpassw0rd 2018-07-12 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah probably not. Asshole's trying to climb his way up the ranks, he'll want to stand around with his dick out at this point.

[Everyone at the force knew Hank and Gavin's mutual hatred for each other. Well in the case of Hank, it started much later when he saw the other's true nature.]

Right. Let's just get it over with.

[The looks of the other policemen at the fact HANK ANDERSON is there so early in the morning is totally worth it, now that they don't have to stay around Gavin anymore. Even if that smile on the other fades just briefly, it is 100% worth it.]

Why the face? We figured you boys could use a hand...

[Or at least Connor's analyzing abilities.]
phck: (pic#)

[personal profile] phck 2018-07-13 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
From you and your little plastic pet? Is that what you think? [He talks through his teeth, wearing a smile that's only a fraction above the way a dog pulls back its lips before it bites, widening his stance when he carries himself forward into Anderson's space. Into his face, really, tipping his own chin up as a means to level out their difference in height.

Gavin drops his voice, lowers it just enough so that he's barely, barely audible:
]

You two are a joke, you know that, right? Fowler's just stringing you along so that none of us have to put up with you fucking everything up wherever you go.

Nah. We don't need your help.

fuckingpassw0rd: (40)

[personal profile] fuckingpassw0rd 2018-07-14 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah that's what I think, detective. [Hank doesn't pull rank often, but he is more than happy to do it when Gavin is involved - just a friendly reminder that Hank was far more advanced at the other's age.

He doesn't even bother whispering too much - the animosity is well known in the force.]


Fowler and I go way back, kid. If the thought of him stringing me along helps you sleep at night and get your dick up, I don't give a shit. If you thought you could continue to go around yapping for the past few years, just thought I'd let you know that recess is over.

[Maybe that thought is more frightening; whatever this case had done to him, Hank was starting to sound a lot more focused than before.]

Comeon Connor, I'm sure there's a bunch of shit that'll need analyzing.
phck: (that was all right)

[personal profile] phck 2018-07-14 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah? [Gavin asks, a brief flicker of— something flashing lividly at the edges of his expression. Maybe anger, maybe the start of a bruised ego, maybe he just fucking hates Hank Anderson. Either way, it's gone almost as quickly as it'd appeared, tension giving way after a tense beat.] I'd say I can't wait to see a real master at work, but I've got better things to do than watch you two dipshits stand around and jack each other off.

[He's smiling when he says it, showing the edges of his teeth as he jerks his thumb towards the dead center of Hank's chest, eye line shifting towards Miller (who, to his credit, seems less enthusiastic about Reed's commentary).]

Good luck with your uh, 'case', Lieutenant.

fuckingpassw0rd: <user name=bungalows> (2)

[personal profile] fuckingpassw0rd 2018-07-14 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[It was there enough for Hank to see it, and he has to stop himself form smiling briefly, least he causes another incident to add to his folder (although he's pretty sure if Gavin attacked him and he punched back, nothing would come out of it).]

Well then go back to the office and have fun with your paperwork.

[The way he moves Gavin's accusing finger is both a testament to how often Hank's done this before - he's been in Detroit for far longer than Gavin and had far more dangerous accusing fingers pointed at him. In the end, Gavin was nothing more than an asshole.]

Looking forward to getting it solved, detective. I'll make sure we figure it out properly.
fuckingpassw0rd: (24)

[personal profile] fuckingpassw0rd 2018-07-15 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah well we're both the same when it comes to that.

[Hank might have binders of actions against him, but it's not like Folwer did much about it apart from just adding it to his dossier. He looks and sees Connor's yellow circle and understands enough that the Android is the equivalent of being upset or at least stressed out.]

Listen, Connor. He might be unpredictable, but I've dealt with him for a few years. I know what makes him tick. He's the type of cop that either needs to shape up, or he'll just become the bad apples you hear about. Folwer and I might not always see eye to eye, but I know he wants his district to be run clean. If Reed steps out of line, he'll regret it. Or maybe he wants to be shipped off somewhere else. Would do everyone at the station some good.

[But now they have a mystery to solve and also Hank needs something better to eat after this. The twinkie only had a limited amount of sugar and energy.]
Edited (RPing with too many Millers brain fried) 2018-07-15 03:07 (UTC)
fuckingpassw0rd: (35)

[personal profile] fuckingpassw0rd 2018-07-15 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Connor you get out of cars when told to stay and lick things when Hank asks you to stop. Hank is about to say something when he notices Connor's...discomfort? Maybe. Probably a small glitch in his program or something.]

When I start being an ideal cop, I'll think about it. [Hank had entire folders worth of bad conduct. A complaint would probably get Fowler laughing in his face.]

Look Connor, don't worry about it. If he gives you a problem, just tell me. We've got more important things to do than keep talking about the force's Chihuahua.

[Besides Hank's appropriate approach; punch people in the face. You'd love it Connor.]

(no subject)

[personal profile] fuckingpassw0rd - 2018-07-19 02:56 (UTC) - Expand

woops wrote a novel

[personal profile] fuckingpassw0rd - 2018-07-19 17:20 (UTC) - Expand