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[doggish]

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[illithidnapped]

[Tsk.]

well that's bullshit. Has no one ever told them that obviously owning things commands respect? that's how the whole damned world works!

[doggish]

I truly cannot tell if you're joking or not sometimes.

[illithidnapped]

:]

would you care to guess?

[doggish]

I would not. I do not play guessing games. But I will assume you're joking, for you're normally far smarter than your peers.

[illithidnapped]

Indeed I am smarter, and it's because I am that I

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[illithidnapped]

what do you mean 'normally'

[doggish]

I mean more often than not, you're smarter than them.

And then there are times when you get high and drunk at a club and grind up on me before trying to do shots off my chest. Or decide that trying to drink a full keg of dwarven ale upsidedown would be a good pursuit. Or nearly break your neck attempting to walk on the edge of a rooftop.

[illithidnapped]

yet it's all those things that make life worth living sweetheart

particularly that first one.

ergo wouldn't that make me smarter than all my colleagues?

[Oh, he's a little magistrate, all right.]

[doggish]

That depends, little love who thinks he's so very clever.

Have you deleted those photos yet?

[illithidnapped]

['Little love.'

Oh, there's a flutter of sensation twitching light across his fingers. Stuttering his first attempts to type, and making him so docile by sweet proxy.

He never wants to be called anything else again.]

That depends, if I have, what do I earn for such startlingly good behavior?

[doggish]

It's more about what punishment you may or may not lessen once you get home. You're still in trouble, for all that you're acting sweet now.

[illithidnapped]

You ought to be a magistrate, immovable as you are.

[doggish]

You should avoid pursuing acting, quick as you are to drop that sweet tone when things don't go your way. Now be a good boy and answer my question.

[illithidnapped]

I haven't started acting yet. Believe me, when I do, you'll know.

But yes my fretful, endearing love, they're gone, all of them. Now no one will ever bear witness to how much I adore you or how beautiful you are in the late/early hours of the morn with sunlight on your skin, just the way you like it.

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[illithidnapped]

Shall I delete myself while I'm at it? Quite dangerous, after all, having incriminating evidence floating around as they please. Best to nip it in the bud if we're keeping to your rulebook.

[doggish]

How would that even work?

[illithidnapped]

S-U-I-C-I-D-E.

[doggish]

It isn't much of a threat if you can't even commit on how. Tell me you'll hang yourself in gory detail and perhaps I'll pay attention.

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[illithidnapped]

seriously???

you WANT to know exactly how I'd off myself in order to save your image?

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[illithidnapped]

THE THREAT IS THE IDEA

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CARE

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[illithidnapped]

Is this a snuff thing

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[doggish]

Yes. All this time I've hidden a secret but undeniable longing for the day you'll kill yourself over a dispute about Instagram so I can jerk off to the sight. You've caught me.

[doggish]

I'll care when you seem as if you remotely mean it and aren't just being a petulant brat who wants to show off the lapdance he gave his bodyguard.

That is not this day.

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[doggish]

How do you even know what a snuff film is?

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[illithidnapped]

I'm on the maginet.