bass-boosted whitney houston intensifies in the distance;

[doggish]

Comments

[illithidnapped]

Oh well. That would explain it.



shorten my sentence and I'll teach you. ♡

[doggish]

[Hmm.]

Three days, if you teach me how to do that heart too.

And those faces. How do you do the faces? Not the emoji.

[illithidnapped]

(๑･̑◡･̑๑)these ones? ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

Who are you going to use them on?

[doggish]

You, my love.

2/2

[doggish]

And Leon. He has a surprisingly in-depth knowledge of tactics; I have enjoyed texting him lately.

[It's a lot of medieval siege weaponry memes.]

[illithidnapped]

[Oh, he's flattered enough to blush. Oh, he— ]

Leon??

[doggish]

Onufrio.

With the long hair?

[illithidnapped]

I

KNOW

WHO

HE

IS.

[doggish]

My mistake. You seemed confused.

You text him too on occasion, true or false?

(And Dal, on the very rare occasion she has something of yours you've forgotten at her house).

[illithidnapped]

Of course I do, but



that's different!

[doggish]

Tell me how.

[illithidnapped]

Because BATTLE TACTICS for one

That man was born with just as many silver spoons in his mouth as I have- he doesn't know a damned thing about combat, he's just showing off.

Probably hoping to get you round his arm too

[doggish]

Oh, is he now? Through the cunning use of discussing battle tactics? It's a fitting ploy, I'll admit.

And what's to stop him from trying to get you in his bed, little magistrate? Shall I pour jealously over all your group texts, or does he save his most sordid insinuations for a private line?

Besides: from what Violet has taunted, it used to be you and Petras who would tangle tongues by the end of the night . . .

[Like, does he believe it, no, but let him have his revenge.]

1/???

[illithidnapped]

ah ah don't try and make this about

2/???

[illithidnapped]

SHE

3/????

[illithidnapped]

SAID

4/4

[illithidnapped]

WHAT?????????????????

1/4

[doggish]

That, inevitably, there used to be a few parties in which the two of you would be snarling so much at one another you'd have to end it by grinding and rutting until someone either passed out or came.

[doggish]

Apparently it was 50/50 on who would top on any given night.

3/4

[doggish]

. . . did you ever . . .?

I will not judge.

4/4

[doggish]

Much.

1/???

[illithidnapped]

[Even at a distance Fenris might be able to track the sound of a phone cracking under pressure.]

ID SOONER STICK MY COCK IN A BLENDER THAN

2/????

[illithidnapped]

NO!!!!!

3/???

[illithidnapped]

NO?????!!

4/???

[illithidnapped]

NOT. ONCE. NOT ONCE DID WE EVER COME CLOSE










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